Sober Tier List Creation With U/SplashyMan69 A Hilarious Collaboration

Hey everyone! Gather 'round because we've got a tier list for you today that's guaranteed to spark some debate. Yes, you read that right – we, meaning yours truly and the legendary u/SplashyMan69, teamed up to create this masterpiece. And the best part? We did it all completely sober. Totally. No, seriously, trust us.

The Genesis of Greatness (or Madness?)

Before we dive into the juicy details of the tier list itself, let's talk about the genesis of this project. It all started, as many great things do, with a late-night conversation. Picture this: the glow of computer screens, the gentle hum of fans, and two minds buzzing with ideas – completely uninfluenced by any external substances, of course. We started discussing our deepest, most passionate opinions on [insert topic of tier list here – be specific!]. You know, the kind of opinions that keep you up at night. The kind that make you question the very fabric of reality. The kind that… well, you get the picture. We realized that our sober thoughts were too profound, too important, to keep to ourselves. They needed to be shared with the world. And what better way to do that than a tier list?

The Criteria: How We Judged (Soberly)

Now, you might be wondering, what criteria did we use to rank these [insert items being ranked]? It's a valid question, and one we took very seriously. Again, completely sober. We spent a considerable amount of time – I'm talking minutes here – debating the nuances of each item. We considered everything: the [mention 2-3 specific criteria related to the topic]. We even factored in the subjective elements, like how each item makes us feel. Does it spark joy? Does it induce existential dread? These are the kinds of questions we wrestled with, all while maintaining a perfectly clear and unclouded state of mind.

S Tier: The Absolute Best (According to Our Sober Judgments)

Let's start with the S tier, the crème de la crème, the peak of [insert category]. These are the items that truly stand above the rest, the ones that make us say, “Wow, this is amazing!” So, what made the cut? First up, we have [item 1]. This one was a no-brainer. Its [mention specific qualities] are simply unmatched. We spent a good five minutes just marveling at its sheer brilliance. Then there’s [item 2]. Guys, this thing is a game-changer. Seriously. The way it [mention specific function or feature] is revolutionary. And finally, we have [item 3]. This one might be a bit controversial, but hear us out. [Explain why it's in S tier, addressing potential counterarguments]. We stand by our decision, soberly and resolutely.

A Tier: Excellent Choices (Still Sober)

Moving down to the A tier, we have the excellent choices, the ones that are almost S tier material but just fall a tad short. These are still fantastic options, and you won't be disappointed with any of them. In this tier, we find [item 4]. This is a solid contender with great [mention specific qualities], but it just lacks that certain something that the S tier items possess. We also have [item 5], which is incredibly [mention positive attribute] and reliable. It’s a workhorse, a true champion. And lastly, we placed [item 6] in A tier. It's a classic for a reason, offering [mention specific benefits]. It narrowly missed the S tier due to [mention specific drawback].

B Tier: Good, But Not Great (We Were Totally Sober, BTW)

The B tier is where things get a little more… meh. These items are good, perfectly serviceable, but they don't exactly set our worlds on fire. They're the dependable choices, the ones you reach for when you need something reliable but not necessarily exciting. Here, we have [item 7]. It's decent, but it lacks the pizzazz of the higher tiers. Then there's [item 8], which is good for [mention specific use] but falls short in other areas. And let’s not forget [item 9]. It's a bit of a mixed bag, with some redeeming qualities but also some notable flaws. We debated this one for a while, but ultimately, B tier felt like the right fit. And yes, all this debate was happening while completely sober.

C Tier: The Mediocre Middle (Still 100% Sober)

Ah, the C tier. The land of mediocrity. These items are… well, they exist. They’re not terrible, but they’re not great either. They’re just… there. They’re the participation trophies of the tier list world. In this tier, we have [item 10]. It's… fine. Nothing special, nothing offensive. Just… fine. We also have [item 11], which is a bit underwhelming in terms of [mention specific aspect]. And finally, there's [item 12]. It’s not our favorite, but it’s not the worst either. You get the picture. We were sober enough to recognize the sheer averageness of these items.

D Tier: Proceed with Caution (We Swear, No Drinks Were Involved)

Now we’re getting into the danger zone. The D tier is where you find the items that you should probably avoid unless you have absolutely no other choice. These are the ones that make you go, “Hmm, maybe I should reconsider my life choices.” In this tier, we find [item 13]. It's...problematic. Its [mention specific issue] is a major red flag. Then there’s [item 14], which is just plain bad. Seriously, avoid this one at all costs. And lastly, we have [item 15]. It’s a risky pick, with potential for disaster. We placed it here with a heavy heart (but a sober one).

F Tier: The Absolute Worst (Sober as a Judge)

And finally, we arrive at the F tier. The abyss. The items that should be banished from existence. These are the worst of the worst, the ones that make us question humanity. If you encounter an F tier item, run. Run far, far away. In this tier, we have [item 16]. This one is an absolute train wreck. We can't even begin to describe how much we dislike it. Then there's [item 17], which is just… offensive. It’s a stain on [insert category]. And last but certainly not least, we have [item 18]. This is the bottom of the barrel, the scum of the earth. We placed it here with unanimous agreement, in a state of perfect sobriety.

Your Turn: What Do You Think? (Seriously, We Were Sober)

So, there you have it! Our completely sober, totally unbiased tier list. We know it’s going to be controversial, and that’s okay. We welcome your opinions, your disagreements, your passionate defenses of your favorite [insert items being ranked]. Just remember, we did this all while completely sober. Seriously. Now, tell us what you think! What would you change? What are we completely wrong about? Let the debate begin!

This was a fun exercise and we are looking forward to your comments and feedback. Thanks for reading, guys!